The Struggle

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

meano-cappuccino:

have you ever thought about erasers. like how the fuck do they do the thing

(Source: methseller)

lubricates:

excuse me u accidentally pressed the unfollow button ha ha ha fix that

(Source: lubricates)

tastefullyoffensive:

"Oh god, make it stop!" [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

"Oh god, make it stop!" [x]

bloodyoathmate:

Unfollowing a lot of blogs and then looking at your dash

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snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

martinseptim:

beats by dr. phil

(Source: nayx)

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